monto 6:35 Sun Apr 24
Football related questions asked by the Doris
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Lady monto caught me napping when asking what the semi-circle is, on the end of the big square on the football pitch.
I don't mind admitting, I struggled to give an immediate answer, before half-heartedly suggesting it was an area that players couldn't encroach on, when a penalty is being taken.
Firstly, is that correct? (Fuck trawling through google) and does your Doris do the same to you when you're trying to watch a game?
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Far Cough
6:36 Sun Apr 24
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It's ten yards from the penalty spot isn't it?
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Nagel
6:40 Sun Apr 24
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My missus asked this very question a few weeks ago. I gave the same answer, although I didn't need to struggle.
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monto
6:48 Sun Apr 24
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I'll take that.
It's a shambles that I needed to ask, mind.
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the coming of gary
6:53 Sun Apr 24
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monto
make your way to the study, where there is a revolver in the desk drawer :-)
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Bouncing Ludo
6:55 Sun Apr 24
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Many years ago, with a previous female acquaintance....
Her: Doesn't Trevor Brooking play for West Ham anymore ?
Me: No, he's still at West Ham
Her : Well how come he plays for England as well ?
(this was at a time when the two things were not mutually exclusive as they are now)
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Jim C
8:44 Sun Apr 24
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Mrs C told me that when we first got together, my now mother in law thought I supported Totenham as she "got confused with the ham at the end".
Thankfully my now father in law laughed, corrected her and told her how big of an error it was before we were due to play them the following weekend.
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lab
8:52 Sun Apr 24
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When England went 1-0 down in Munich . . . If England win this can I suck your giggle stick ? I went to bed a very happy bunny that night .
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charleyfarley
8:56 Sun Apr 24
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My missus, during one of the games being refereed by Pierluigi Collina (i think he had a yellow kit on) asked "why does nobody pass the ball to the bald bloke?"
Me and the kids looked at each other, no laughter, no humiliating comments.
Just stunned silence!!
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Troy McClure
9:00 Sun Apr 24
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From a mate a few years back who'd taken his Doris to watch Swindon....
Doris: Why do they have 1879 on their badge? Is it the last time they won the World Cup?
Fomb
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Steve P
9:01 Sun Apr 24
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Mrs P thought Beckham would play for Spain once he signed for Madrid.
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Far Cough
9:02 Sun Apr 24
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My missus: What is offside?
Me: shrugs shoulders
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charleyfarley
9:14 Sun Apr 24
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steve p ag ag made me chuckle
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mallard
11:03 Sun Apr 24
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After the euphoria of winning the play-off final, against Preston, on the long drive home from Cardiff to Kent,
Doris - What was the score ?
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Far East Hammer
6:25 Mon Apr 25
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Mrs FEH: What difference does it make whether or not West Ham win, especially as they rarely win? (Note: said in the days of Grant)
Meself and Far East Hammerette:... (i.e. met with incredulous silence)
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andyd12345
10:02 Mon Apr 25
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When David Beckham moved to Real Madrid she asked "Is he still allowed to play for England, or does he have to play for Spain now?"
Facepalm.
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gph
11:49 Mon Apr 25
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The only daft question I got was daft because of the timing: "That Berbatov is some player, isn't he?", right after he had just scored/provided an assist* against us at Old Trafford.
*That I've forgotten which shows how shit my memory's become
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Darlo Debs
2:38 Mon Apr 25
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Really letting the side down aren't they? :-(
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Sniper
2:48 Mon Apr 25
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The only three things that my missus ever says about football are:
Where are West Ham in the league?
(Regardless of the response she then asks)
Oh that's good isn't it?
And
Is Wayne Rooney really any good? (Though she never listens to the reply)
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Eggbert Nobacon
2:53 Mon Apr 25
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the Wimbledon match when we lost after being 3-0 up
me walking through door
Ex "4-3 that must have been good"
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penners28
3:00 Mon Apr 25
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im quite lucky as my mrs was brought up with football due to her dad, so she knows her stuff.
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